You jokes
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Memes
You don't have any balls.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.