You Jokes

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

What do you call grass that grows in space?

Astro-turf.

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Ground beef.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)