You jokes

Orphan

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Memes

House

Lady: I am going to come to your house.

Man: Ok.

An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.

Man: You are going to cum to my house!

And then he fucks her.

Year

Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?

There are 20 8 year olds.

Woman

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

Rose

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Candle

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

Car

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Gay

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Orphan

FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?

LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?

FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!

LONELY ORPHAN: :(

President

God- make a grumpy old man president.

Angel- why?

G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

A- okay.

G- make him not pay taxes.

A- okay...

Fast forward to 2020

G- you know that grumpy old man?

A- yea...

G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

A- Krona.

G- exactly.

A- why do you hate humans so much?

G- because I can.