What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
You Jokes
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Boy, you gay?
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol