You jokes
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Memes
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
You were born out of your dad.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)