You jokes

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

I love you, Tina!

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.