Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
You Jokes
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
When you still there?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are short.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.