You jokes
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.