You jokes

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

What do you call a pig at the beach?

Bacon.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean meat.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

I love you, Tina!

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!