ACE jokes

What card is the slowest and slimiest?

Ace-nail.

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?

They both had a great fall.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

ASH

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A B C deez nuts!

Arms.

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.