ACE jokes

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

What card is the slowest and slimiest?

Ace-nail.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

Q: What comes before 47?

A: AK

Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

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