ACE jokes
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
