You jokes

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because you can take it so quickly.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?

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You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

What did the seal say to the shark?

"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.