You jokes
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
I see what you did there.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Alya, do you have Discord?
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Memes
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.