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What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.