You jokes
You stink!
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Gwen, you on?
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Memes
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.