You jokes
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a door? A floor.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!