You jokes
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.