You jokes
I love you, Tina!
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
I see what you did there.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Memes
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.