Scaredy cat

Scaredy cat jokes

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    • Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

    Scratch

    • I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

    I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

    (Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)

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    • Dandy

    • BRO ASTRO NOVALITE IS A SCARDEY CAT, SO MUCH HE IS SCARED OF DANDY, THAT HE'S AFRAID TO ASK HIM TO BE HIS FRIEND OR HIS SECRET LOVER, LIKEEEE BRUHHHHH IT'S NOT THAT TOUGH BRO, LIKE GET OVER IT

    A cosmic-themed purple and blue collage edit of the character Astro from the game Dandy's World. The character has a moon-shaped face, a star for one eye, and wears a purple nightcap. The image is decorated with stars, moon phases, and the title 'DANDY'S WORLD'. At the bottom, a text box defines 'noctuary' as the record of a single night's events.
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    • Scaredy cat memes

    Cat

    • I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

    People

    • I have two things I wanna say:

    1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

    2. wtf

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