Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose! This joke is all about being selfish and not caring about anyone else's feelings. The person saying the joke is basically saying that their opinion is the only one that matters, and they don't care if you agree with them or not. It's like saying, "I'm right, you're wrong, and I don't care what you think!" You probably got your opinions from someone else anyways, you lemming!
Anonymous
nice