You jokes
"Prince? Are you still there?"
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Can you see me?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.