You jokes

What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!

What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?

A Kongregation.

What do you call a guy with no body and nose?

No body nose

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

You know what they call pineapples in Paris?

I don't know, what?

Anus.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.

The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"

"What happened?" said the manager.

"A civil war."

Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?

Must be lots of drunks there.

How do you make an idiot say how?

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.