You jokes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Memes
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.