You jokes
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Memes
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
You are the gayest.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.