You jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Cry

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Memes

Emo kid

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Milk

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Mom

In America, mom births you.

In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.

Orphanage

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

Skeleton

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

Password

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Shotgun

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

Priest

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

Batman

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.