You jokes

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Cheffin'.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?

Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."

Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."

Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."

Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳

What do you call a pig in a blanket?

My wife on a cold day.

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.