What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
You Jokes
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.