You jokes

Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.