Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
You Jokes
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You look like a cat.
