You jokes
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
People love you.
Don't die.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.