You jokes

My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?

An apple bag. 😜

Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?

Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣

Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

Son: Ok dad.

AFTER TEST

Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

Son: Son?