What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Rory Alexander Stevenson
@roryalexanderstevenson
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!