Part Leprechaun

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so like, one person is part Irish and part Mexican, right? Then the author's friend says that because she's almost half Irish, she's basically a leprechaun! Get it? Leprechauns are Irish. And you, my friend, probably still believe in them.

Comments (1)

Crunchy

3 years ago

Little dick head bro I’m Mexican