I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
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Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is about a guy who was making out with someone, like, face-to-face. But things got messy, if you catch my drift. "Cum" is a nice word for semen, and he's saying he can't get it out of his mouth. Bet you still kiss your mom with that mouth!