Butcher's Alibi

I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "dog" used to be a butcher, right? And now their ex got shanked. The joke is they're implying they did the stabbington because they used to be a butcher, get it? It's funny because attempted murder is usually frowned upon, especially by the fuzz. You probably just lick your butt all day.

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