Pizzeria jokes
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Pizza Hut.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.