Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her and the owner made her leave.
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
where can you donate an aborted fetus?
your local pizzeria.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
i tried getting an abortion but they said “sir this is a pizzeria”
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
