"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
Pete's Pizzeria
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, dummy. This "Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic" joint? It's saying they use aborted fetuses as pizza sauce. Get it? It's funny because it's super messed up. You probably think ketchup is spicy.
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🤣 Ok, I smiled at all of these, but I literally started cry laughing when I saw this.
Sad Sarah
Oh i'm sorry