Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
how bad is explosive diarrhea when a muslim has it? Because my chipotle blew up yesterday.
2 fe male mouse met and one spoke yesterday I met a mouse he was black and he had wings and he had some cool sharp teeth he said he only at night
other mouse : ummm...thats a bat
that asshole he told me that he is a pilot
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday..lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
"was lost in the woods yesterday,"
"i was in some sticky situation..."
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with downs syndrome yesterday you should try watch it on catch up... Watership Downs
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist
