I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
Listen up, buttercup! The dude goes to the doc complaining everything hurts when he touches it. But the doc ain't dumb like you, he figures out the dude's finger is busted! Get it? You're probably walking around with a broken finger right now and wouldn't even know it!
Anonymous
Great one