Egg joke jokes
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚