Egg joke jokes
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.