Egg joke jokes
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.