Egg joke jokes
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.