I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful. And then I said "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
