Advert jokes

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.