Advert jokes

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

Ads? More like bads.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

I keep getting ads about belly fat.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.