Advert jokes
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.