Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
