Redneck virgin jokes

Redneck

  • How do you find a redneck virgin?

    Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

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  • Bitch

  • "You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

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  • Brother

  • What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

    A virgin.

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  • Virgin

  • If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

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