Redneck virgin jokes

Redneck

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How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

Bitch

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"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Brother

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What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

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  • Virgin

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    If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?