Wordplay jokes
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
16 is a knight? Mail.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.