Wordplay jokes
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
How does Jesus make tea? Hebrews it.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people. Pun in, ten dead.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"