Wordplay jokes
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Memes
Gaykelyu
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Doin' (DYM 63)?
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Krusty nut
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.