Wordplay jokes

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?

You get no-eye-deer.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A “Lickalottapuss”.

What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!

Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?

It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

I support LGBTQ.

Let's Go Bully The Queers.

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Why did the Duck go to rehab?

Because he was a Quackhead.

What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?

"Damn, that's really stiff!"

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."