Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
These jokes ar all crap
What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH馃尰鉁岎煉氣湆
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
this one time i said that john cena looks like crap but i realised i cant see him LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
HOLY CRAP!!! crap with holes in it. get it? HOLE - Y?
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop)
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It鈥檚 not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
What鈥檚 the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet
Did you know that dogs started the street Craps game?
I recently got kicked out of a casino because i apparantly misunderstood what the craps table was for
JOE MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SANTA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY HE SAID HO HO HOLY CRAP
