Crap jokes
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
These jokes are all crap.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.