A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. “I will help you escape,” says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says “Hawk.” She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says “Falcon.” She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And…she trips and says “Crap.”

                                                          The End

Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

this one time i said that john cena looks like crap but i realised i cant see him LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.

how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe… i know that was a crap joke… not even a joke

What skieleton does Crap-ton of skieleton