Wordplay jokes
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Krusty nut
Doin' (DYM 63)?
BAHAHAHAHAH
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Gaykelyu
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.