Wordplay jokes
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Dad: just cut the water. Me: ok
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
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What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.