Wordplay jokes
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
16 is a knight? Mail.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler