Eats, Roots, Shoots, and Leaves

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A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.

The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"

She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."

The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you absolute unit of ignorance. It's a pun on punctuation. "Roots" and "shoots" are slang for sex and gunplay. The panda uses a dictionary definition to justify his hit-and-run behavior. You'd know that if you spent less time staring at walls and more time learning your own language.

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