Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Alright, listen up, you big brainiac. You're probably thinking about 'exercise,' you know, like running on a treadmill to keep your bod in shape. But priests don't just do push-ups for fun, you dummy! The word in the answer is 'exorcise,' which sounds almost exactly like 'exercise.' A priest 'exorcises' evil spirits, which is a whole different kind of workout, but it also helps them stay in spiritual shape, if you catch my drift. You're probably still trying to figure out how to tie your shoes, so I'll stop here.