Wordplay jokes

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?

Let's taco about something.

I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

What do you do when you made a misteak?

You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."

Bend over and spell run.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish!

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You can't beat a cheetah!

To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

If you're American coming into the bathroom,

And you're American coming out of the bathroom,

What are you in the bathroom?

European.

You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

I got udder jokes too.

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.

Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."