Wordplay jokes
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.