Wordplay jokes
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Evan, mom hot?
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!