Wordplay jokes

To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

If you're American coming into the bathroom,

And you're American coming out of the bathroom,

What are you in the bathroom?

European.

You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

I got udder jokes too.

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.

Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."

You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.

A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer (no idea).

What do you call a cow you can’t see?

Camooflauged.

What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-alot-a-puss.

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you!

Evan, mom hot?

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.