Wordplay jokes
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
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Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.