Oyster's Secret

This is a classic pun. The joke plays on the word 'shellfish,' which sounds like 'selfish.' Oysters are a type of shellfish, so it's a play on words to imply they are inherently selfish and thus would not share their pearls.

• Oyster
• Pearl
• Animal
• Sea
• Ocean
• Wordplay

• I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
• "Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?" "Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
• How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
• What do you call crabs that do not share their food? They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ