Women jokes
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What about women's lefts?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Memes
When gay guys realize women have assholes to:
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
I bet you like men!
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.