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Women Jokes
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
