Women jokes
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Memes
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
I bet you like men!
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What about women's lefts?