Women jokes
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
What about women's lefts?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Memes
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
97 percent of women...
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.