Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement
girls : π*Period*βοΈπ Men : πΏ*Growth*πΏπΏπΏ
Why do women get periods?
just cancel the subscription
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and
Rights
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
fat women can't walk but on 9/11 they ran
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm π
All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"
What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women βthere parents will never come back
Which is better looking girls or women?
A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Womenβs rights
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
