Women

Women jokes

Woman

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

Shirt

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Rib

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Woman

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

Memes

Pain

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

Cotton

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”

Woman

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

Cookbook

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Woman

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

Karen

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

Men

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

Jesus

Why did Catholic women stop going to church?

Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.

Dog

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

Book

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.