Women

Women jokes

Lie

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

Memes

Woman

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

Man

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Woman

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

Shirt

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Rib

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Woman

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

Pain

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

Cotton

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”

Woman

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

Cookbook

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Woman

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.