Women jokes

"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

Why do women love wind chimes?

They vibrate.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

97 percent of women...

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

I bet you like men!

What about women's lefts?