90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
97 percent of women...
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
There’s 4 billion women on earth Why isn’t it clean yet?
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
