Women jokes
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Woman do have rights!
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.