What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women “there parents will never come back
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
