Women jokes

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

What about women's lefts?

I bet you like men!

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

Why is life like penises?

Women make it hard.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

Why did Catholic women stop going to church?

Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.