Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Life of a Penis
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup. Explain Bear here. So, the joke is saying a penis is like life: chillin' until a woman comes along and makes things difficult. Get it? Of course not, because you are the author of the joke. And your jokes suck.
The perv from down the road
Also it can be long or extremely short
shaylie lol
Lmao
Anonymous
Well then be glad you don't get none