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Band

1 year ago

If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."
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    • Fuel

    7 months ago
    A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."
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    • Meme

    8 months ago
    The image shows two panels of a red armored character with the text “so I took your meme” on the first panel, the same character with the text “but I liked it first because I ain’t an asshole” on the second panel.
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    • Friend

    1 year ago

    Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

    The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."
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    • Guy

    7 months ago

    When gay guys realize women have assholes to:

    Two men are in a discussion. The text on the meme references gay men realizing that women have assholes too.
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    • Man

    1 year ago
    The text "The Gire" in blue is above a definition that reads, "When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dude's asshole before having sex with him so it's not gay."
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    • Man

    6 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."
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    • Chair

    7 months ago
    The meme shows a Twitter post with a photo of a damaged gaming chair. The poster wonders if the wear is normal, jokingly suggesting that their roommate's rear end might have teeth.
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    • Pain

    24 days ago
    A four-panel meme with text above. The top text reads 'ME: I don't understand why my asshole always hurts. Also ME:'. Below this are four images: The top left shows a jar of sliced jalapeño peppers. The top right shows a bowl of red salsa. The bottom left shows a pile of red chili peppers. The bottom right shows a person's torso holding a very large, ribbed, purple butt plug.
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    • Memes

    10 months ago

    Michigan is gay!

    Dick Asshole
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    • Memes

    1 year ago
    Me: "Yoda please get out of my asshole PLEASE get out it hurts oh god it hurts" Yoda: "mm reach your colon i must."
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    • Memes

    1 year ago
    3:06/11:47 i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump Vsauce Subscribe 9.187,011 + Add to Share ... More Published on Jul 3, 2015 i love to make political posts, but this time i will annoy both sides. Follow Michael Stevens: http://www.twitter.com/tweetsauce 2,354,669 63,225 1,146 ELITE DANGEROUS OUT NOW ON PC TEEN BUY NOW>> Up next Autoplay I fit this bigass dinosaur dick in my asshole with ease, and this is how i do it by Vsauce 15:44 6,647,401 views AD by Babbel 469,663 views 2:45 extreme close up of my asshole after my dad ravages me by Vsauce 24:14 3,088,923 views how to stop black people from stealing your bike by Vsauce 13:32 5.603,657 views 10:37 Ayy Imao by Vsauce 5,678,877 views
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    • Dad

    6 months ago
    An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story: "masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.
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    • Shower

    5 months ago

    iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

    The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."
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    • Memes

    1 year ago
    I need a female to fart in my mouth - m4w - 34 (Detroit) age: 34 I want a big beautiful black lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over so I can open my mouth wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.
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