Asshole memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)
When gay guys realize women have assholes to:
Michigan is gay!
iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole
Jokes
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.