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Band

If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."

Fuel

A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."

Meme

The image shows two panels of a red armored character with the text “so I took your meme” on the first panel, the same character with the text “but I liked it first because I ain’t an asshole” on the second panel.

Friend

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Guy

When gay guys realize women have assholes to:

Two men are in a discussion. The text on the meme references gay men realizing that women have assholes too.

Pain

A four-panel meme with text above. The top text reads 'ME: I don't understand why my asshole always hurts. Also ME:'. Below this are four images: The top left shows a jar of sliced jalapeño peppers. The top right shows a bowl of red salsa. The bottom left shows a pile of red chili peppers. The bottom right shows a person's torso holding a very large, ribbed, purple butt plug.

Man

A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."

Chair

The meme shows a Twitter post with a photo of a damaged gaming chair. The poster wonders if the wear is normal, jokingly suggesting that their roommate's rear end might have teeth.

Man

The text "The Gire" in blue is above a definition that reads, "When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dude's asshole before having sex with him so it's not gay."

Memes

Michigan is gay!

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Me: "Yoda please get out
of my asshole PLEASE get
out it hurts oh god it
hurts"
Yoda: "mm reach your
colon i must."

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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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Shower

iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."

Dad

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

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I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.