Women jokes

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!

Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

Doctor: Congratulations!!!

Woman: Was it a successful delivery?

Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

What is the most useless part of a vagina?

The woman.