Women jokes
modern feminism.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Violence against women is funny :)