Women jokes

There is a man and a woman on a date.

The woman asked what kind of things do you love?

The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!

Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

What is the most useless part of a vagina?

The woman.