Women jokes
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What about women's lefts?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I bet you like men!
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.