Women jokes
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
I bet you like men!
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What about women's lefts?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.