Women jokes
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.