Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm π.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Womenβs rights.
Girls are like stones
The flat ones get skipped
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
