What takes 10 parking spaces? 5 women
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I bet you like men!
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What about women's lefts
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
97 percent of women...
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
