Women jokes

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Which word is also called for women's prison?

"Pridaughter."

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.

Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.

What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"