"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Life is a lot like a penis. Its relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What takes 10 parking spaces? 5 women
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I bet you like men!
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What about women's lefts
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
