Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate
What takes 10 parking spaces? 5 women
dad: Johnny Johnny? Johnny: Yes papa dad:Getting women? Johnny:yes papa dad: Telling lies? Johnny:no papa dad:Well your 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN
I Bet you like Men
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What about women's lefts
She left and now I support womens rights. I will kill her.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
because thay don't have any rights