Women jokes

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

Because they worship cows.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."