Women jokes
Iβd make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they donβt have rights.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!