Women

Women jokes

Woman

    • Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

    The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

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    • Woman

    • Most women are like the Twin Towers.

    It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

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    • Ugliness

    • I'm not saying I'm ugly...

    But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

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    • Weight

    • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

    Women memes

    Baker

    • I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

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    • Woman

    • Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

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    • Feminist

    • Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

    We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

    Woman

    • Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

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    • Cop

    • Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.

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