Women

Women Jokes

What is the difference between men and women? Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they dont have another pair of Balls