Women jokes
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.