Women jokes

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?

'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.