How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
