Woman jokes
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
What about women's lefts?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.