Woman jokes
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
A strong woman.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Why woman?
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What about women's lefts?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.