Life and Penis

  • Why are life and a penis alike?

    Women make both of them hard.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, nimrod. It's a simple one. Both life and a penis can be "hard" in the sense of difficult or erect, and women are often the cause of both. Get it? I am talking to someone who probably thinks 2+2 = fish. Sad.

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