The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
God's Regret
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, God makes man, then makes woman. Then God realizes what a mistake it was and invents smokes and booze to deal with it. It's funny because it suggests women are the reason people need vices. And you, being the author of this joke, are probably single. Just sayin'.