Mother-in-law

Mother-in-law jokes

Plane

  • My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

    Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

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  • Cannibal

  • These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

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  • Rape

  • The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

    During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

    Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

    Letter

  • I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

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  • Mother

  • "Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

    "My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

    Community talk

  • I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.