These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Damn, I love being a sniper
Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day, I love being a hitman
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
