Mother-in-law jokes

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

Damn, I love being a sniper.

Q: How do you know a wishing well works?

A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.

I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.

Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!