Woman jokes
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why woman?
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
What about women's lefts?
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
A strong woman.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"