Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Woman Jokes
What about women's lefts?
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
A strong woman.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
97 percent of women...
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
