Woman jokes
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
My brother when he sees a girl.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.