Woman jokes
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Memes
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.