Woman jokes
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Memes
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.