Woman jokes
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."