Woman jokes
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Nah I thought this was banned 😭
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.