Woman jokes
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Memes
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.