Woman jokes

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Which word is also called for women's prison?

"Pridaughter."

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

My brother when he sees a girl.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?

'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.