Woman jokes

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?

'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.

A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they can't change anything.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?

Because they’ll get chapped lips.