Woman jokes
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Nah I thought this was banned 😭
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...