What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
97 percent of women...
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
