Woman jokes
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Nah I thought this was banned 😭
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
My brother when he sees a girl.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”