Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being load and shouting about all the woman they have in port that had given them gonorrhea.... Bloody Seamen.
_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SNOWMAN AND A SNOWLADY?!!!!!?
SNOWBALLS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
What is the useless skin around the Vagina called? The woman.
Why do Indian man marry fat Woman
As a woman Why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds