Woman jokes
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...