Woman jokes
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Memes
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.