Woman jokes

Life is like a penis.

Women make it hard.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?

"I don't get it."

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?

Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.