Woman jokes
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. đ
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Memes
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMENâS bakeries.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Whatâs the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why donât women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because theyâll get chapped lips.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.