Woman jokes
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.